- via The Arcade Flyer Archive
- One of my favorite games from the local arcade, which closed down a long time ago, and one of the few ones I actually completed. Also the only game I know that has a command to swap out a boss in case people get offended at shooting a giant baby.
- A giant baby that someone went ahead and ponified. GOOD GOD INTERNET I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS.
- "What comes up, must come down! / Now you’re heading for Rickety Town! / Ride all the rides, have some fun / Then eat your heart out on a sesame seed bun!"
"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations. You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*